Sometimes this stuff just writes itself folks.
Like this here article about how closing Fts. Gillem and McPherson would make Atlanta 'less safe' and 'more vulnerable to a military attack'. Right. I've got it on pretty solid authority that both Forts are little more than a place to hang one's hat. Basically, they exist to give active duty personnel a place to settle and shop in the Atlanta area. Hi, my name is David Scott, and i'm a moran.
Next up, our old friend, Screamin' Howard Dean!!! This is a good one kids. Apparrently, the Republican party is nothing more than, 'The White, Christian party.' That's a direct quote there kids. Do you see why it's going to be so easy to keep the Democrats out of power for the next 10 years or so unless you guys do something very, VERY drastic, like get rid of Screamin' Howard and that entire section of the party? Seriously. Read the article. It's stellar. My name is Howard Dean, and I like to hear myself talk.
Here we go...now that the link is un-fuggled...
another PSA for our 'activist' friends. Might want to check your information before you go off to wave clever placards and shout clever slogans. What's this, oh, this is the link to use to see what happens when you don't bother to research anything before you go out and make a jackassed-fool of yourself. Don't you people have jobs?