I'm positively giddy. This, friends, is the most amusing bit of news i've read in quite some time. No longer will being busted for being a drunken jackass on campus net you a ticket which you could pay off, explaining the sudden need for funds to the parental units as 'some books'.
No, fair readers, it warms the depths of my cold, black heart to know that someday soon, little Johnny or precious Jenny will have to call home, the number for the Athens-Clarke County lockup appearing on the Caller ID, and explain to Mommy and Daddy as to why they are calling from said facility, and why they need bail money.
Seriously, though. If you've spent any amount of time in Athens over the last decade or so, you've likely noticed, or at least seemed to notice, that the alcohol fueled jackassery seems to increase exponentially every year, yet, the University claims they're getting smarter kids every year. Perhaps the threat of 'really-real' jail will make some of these kids rethink the merits of power hour, nickel night, projectile vomiting, and public indecency, with regards to the consumption of mass quantities.