...did I leave my badge underneath your bed?
I am going to Hell on scholarship.
Disclaimer: my Pops worked undercover for years. He also teaches classes and gives lectures on what officers of the law can and cannot do when making an arrest or a case. I know many, many officers of the law in both my personal and professional life, and have good relationships with many of them.
I also talk a great deal of trash, and many of these friends, not to mention my Pops, will be hearing from me on this particular issue. You guessed the Latin: ad nauseum.
So, in the spirit of Valentines day, as well as in the spirit of living in a fine nation where the rule of law is respected, I give you this link. And, once you read it, it will bring a smile to your face every time you hear an officer of the law say,
"Sorry, ma'am, I'm just doing my job."