Thursday, May 18, 2006

The coolest guy who ever lived.

So a property manager gets a call from a realtor who says that he needs to come check out a property. When he shows up, he finds a townhouse full of empty beer cans. There were an estimated 70,000 cans, all of them Coors Light. It made the "Mountains of cans burying the furniture" line from the article a whole lot funnier. Approximately 24 beers were consumed per day according to the article. Either this guy seriously knows how to party or he has a severe problem. Given that the house had a terrible stench from the empty cans and that the water and electricity were shut off, I'd guess the latter. Too bad he didn't invest his time in constructing a beeramyd. A 70K can Beeramyd would be a thing of beauty.

5 comments:

petallic said...

You see the coolest guy who ever lived. I see a case for euthanasia.

I mean, come on! Coors Light!?

Dante said...

Hey, don't knock the Rockies. Coors Light is nice cause you can drink like 40 of them in a day. It's a great working outside beer. And besides, any product that bares the Coors name is automatically cool thanks to a certain bootlegging movie starring Burt Reynolds, Jerry Reed, Sally Fields, and Jackie Gleason.

Patrick Armstrong said...

"you can drink like 40 of them in a day."

Or, in this case, at least an average of 24...

S.A.W.B. said...

Remind me to punch yo' mamma in the mouf...

petallic said...

I hope you don't mean my mama. She'll put out her Winston red in yo eye and then badmouth you for having a twitch.