Apparently, in 2006, storms will lash the coast of the United States. While I consider this part of our yearly 'hurricane season.' It is also called, in many places, 'nor'easters' or perhaps in some remote locations, 'winter.' These devestating events are something that has been a consistent and yearly occurance for pretty much my entire life. I know this because I watch the Weather Channel or even NOAA, or have seen these stroms lashing the coast with mine own eyes.
But, Pat Robertson - loneley here these many months free of Jackass Nomination - is getting his weather forecasts straight from the top. According to Robertson's Ominous Biblical Barometer of Earthly Destruction (ROBBED), we may even be bad enough to get hit with a tsunami this year.
But we're definitely getting some storms in 2006. Pat Robertson says that God has let him in on the secret.