Seriously. Where else in the world are you going to find roving gangs of Drag Queens and Transvestites going on mass-shoplifting binges for designer women's clothing and shoes?
Perhaps Ray-Ray can get the National Guard to break out the Aqua-Net cannon or something...
UPDATE: 06/27/06 8:47pm EDT by Patrick Armstrong
According to Dangerblond, and this is a quote:
"almost every New Orleans blogger has written about the Magazine Street Transvestite Raids. I hope everyone can now see the REAL threat that gay people pose for us - they don’t want your husband, they want your shoes, belts and bags."