Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Ah, New Orleans...

Yes, I know, it's tacky of me to pile on to New Orleans, but, This sort of thing could ONLY happen in the Crescent City.

Seriously. Where else in the world are you going to find roving gangs of Drag Queens and Transvestites going on mass-shoplifting binges for designer women's clothing and shoes?

Perhaps Ray-Ray can get the National Guard to break out the Aqua-Net cannon or something...

UPDATE: 06/27/06 8:47pm EDT by Patrick Armstrong

According to Dangerblond, and this is a quote:

"almost every New Orleans blogger has written about the Magazine Street Transvestite Raids. I hope everyone can now see the REAL threat that gay people pose for us - they don’t want your husband, they want your shoes, belts and bags."

2 comments:

Patrick Armstrong said...

But I bet they'll have absolutely fabulous mug shots & wanted posters.

petallic said...

1. like a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls

That is one fabulous simile.

2. They’re kind of confused because they think they’re women so they don’t mind hitting women, but they’re dudes. If you get hit by one it’s like getting hit by a dude.

That is both ignorant and insightful. Again, fabulous.