I picked up a new local mag (rag?) today called The Common Census. It's contents are at least somewhat diverting (including an entertaining column called The Best Arrests). But I needed to quote it on this:
BARBARA STREISAND BASHES BUSH, FORGETS TO RUN SPELL CHECK
An excerpt: Attacking President Bush's education and intelligence in a memo, "Streisand, a highschool dropout, ridiculed President Bush, a Yale and Harvard graduate, as being an arrogant, "C" student whose actions have "warrented" (one of her 11 "typos") impeachment proceedings."
What makes this even more classic is that "highschool" is really two separate words and that the comma that follows "arrogant" has no business being there as "arrogant" modifies "'C' student" and not "student".
I see this as the gift that keeps on giving. Bush = idiot. Steisand = idiot. The column's author = idiot. And, no doubt, one of you will find a way to add patsbrother = idiot.
And the beat goes on...