"But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope."
When keepin' it real goes wrong...
For once, someone should have listened to the worst-case-scenario types when the car manufacture was looking into installing a DVD player in the front seat. For once, real life resembles an Adam Sandler movie.
The term confederacy of dunces comes to mind, reaching all the way back to the car manufacturers.But duder wins the top prize. I mean, come on, what decent baller can't get laid? When a brother has to drive down the road, watching porn, servicing himself in his own pimped out Escalade, what has the world come to? Where have all the roadwhores gone?! It's their fault, really, if you want the truth, for not being there for him in his time of need.
I just realized something SAWB, "this is the kind of story that you dream about?"I can tell you with all honesty that I've never dreamed about a story like this. As a matter of fact, if I did dream about stories like this, I'd invest heavily in coffee.Heh.
When I said, 'This is the kind of story you dream about...', I meant it from a headline-writer's status. I can think of about eleventy-fifty different headlines I would want to run on the front page of the paper regarding this story, and none would ever see print.
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