I gotta say, since arriving in New Orleans and starting to read the Times-Picayune paper edition, I've become something of a Jarvis DeBerry fan.
This cat is on point.
My favorite, so far, was his excoriation of USA Today's editorial page by starting with a Mark Twain quote: "I tell you I have been in the editorial business going on fourteen years, and it's the first time I ever heard of a man's having to know anything in order to edit a newspaper. . . . Sir, I have been through it from Alpha to Omaha, and I tell you that the less a man knows the bigger noise he makes and the higher salary he commands."