Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Note to Self: Don't eat dog food

So I've read up on Canadian cuisine and I have to admit that most of it is unappealing. From poutine to flipper pie, it's filled with items that must've to be invented of necessity.
That's still no reason to go around eating dog food. And yes I know the dog food was eaten by a human in an attempt to get the dog to eat the food a la "Down and Out in Beverly Hills," but I think we've all learned that you shouldn't try things you learned off of watching TV (especially if Nick Nolte is the person you're imitating). As a result of her dog-food-eating ways, an Ottawa woman and her dog are both sick. For three days she apparently experienced "loss of appetite, vomiting, foaming at the mouth and trouble urinating." She also experienced "lack of proper judgement" but that was apparently happening before the woman thought it was a good idea to eat dog food. She should've stuck to her Oreilles de crisse.

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