they will come.
No pun intended.
I have run across the most explosive thing you will read on the interweb this month. Right now, the sound you hear are the thousands of keyboards clicking away at this one, because the idea is simply so good, it cannot be ignored. Common thread, with literally millions of possible variations.
Folks: "How to make love to a ________ fan." That link leads you to the idea and also the instructions on how to make love to a New York Mets fan. (Strange enough, the only jersey I own is a Mets jersey, so that makes me grin. I'm onna be wearing it all weekend, now.)
The idea, like Gatorade, springs from places oft despised, but that don't keep you from drinking. Orson Swindle at EDSBS tunes in with this one to help kick things off, bringing whole new meaning to the phrase "F#*% Florida."
After spending last football season in New Orleans, I can't wait to see what some of the NOLA bloggers come up with for the "How to make love to a -Saints- fan".
UPDATE: 6:12pm CT.
The next two installments are in, including How to make love to a St Louis Cardinals' fan, (hint: it involves cuddling and custard), and, perhaps the mother of all blog posts: How to make love to a _________ fan; Tennessee Edition over at EDSBS, which may be, after that post, the single greatest blog on the planet, guestbloggers and all. You get that distinction if the words "The erotic potential of deer carcass had previously escaped my notice." ever show up in the comments section (no: 56).
Thinking about any woman 'sweating Boone's Farm' ... even a Tennessee fan ... priceless.