This site has become quite a football-specific news/commentary site lately. A poster had brought this to our attention and I thought it deserved a proper explanation. We are primarily a 3-man staff here at Hurricane Radio. Here are our editorial duties:
SAWB: Sports Editor, Libertarian News Editor, Official Nap Taker
Dante: Assistant Sports Editor, Obscure News Editor, Official Contrarian
Pat: General News Editor, New Orleans-Specific News Items Editor, Official Complainer
I went by Pat's office to ask why we haven't seen any news stories crying about New Orleans coming from his desk lately. It appears Pat has bamboozled us. He put a sack of potatoes in his desk chair and a tape recorded loop of him singing "I work hard for the money!" We didn't notice this for some time now. I think he's been out since early September. I went to ask SAWB about Pat's absence but his office was locked. I tired asking him where Pat went off to but all SAWB would respond with was, "I work hard for the money! So hard for the money!"
Until we find out what Pat has been up to, I'll try to dig up some stories. It's kind of hard being the Obscure News Editor during a slow news time because even the most obscure items are being picked up by the mainstream media. I've already covered Russia and their government-sponsored procreating ways. Hsu ended up getting picked up by the New York Times. The Patriots spying habits put us back in the football category. I'll find something. Until then, feel free to post here about whatever you'd like.