His lawyers argued, however, that there was a "deep tenderness" between him and the girl and that he had "fallen head over heels in love" after a sexual encounter in his car. (emphasis mine)
In his car?! How could that not be true love? I hear the butcher has an upcoming book deal with Velvet Jones. True love is the greatest thing in the world... except for a nice BLT but I imagine a butcher is well aware of that.