Friday, February 08, 2008

Trueeee Loooooove

Trueeee Loooooove... Did you hear that? In Italy, a 34 year old butcher was recently charged and convicted for having sex with a 13 year old girl. His sentence was drastically reduced because the court decided there was "real love" between them. I think the article puts it best:
His lawyers argued, however, that there was a "deep tenderness" between him and the girl and that he had "fallen head over heels in love" after a sexual encounter in his car. (emphasis mine)

In his car?! How could that not be true love? I hear the butcher has an upcoming book deal with Velvet Jones. True love is the greatest thing in the world... except for a nice BLT but I imagine a butcher is well aware of that.

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