More like fisticuffs and petty squabbling. In the finest traditions of Friar Tuck, groups of monks began a brawl at the Sepulchre in Jerusalem. Apparently, this all started with a complaint about someone not being able to march in a parade of some kind.
Who would Jesus suckerpunch?
On a related note, how crazy must the dinnertime stories be for Israeli riot police? How was work today, honey?