Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Well, he could've killed someone...

An 8th Grader in Lakeland, FL was recently suspended from riding the school bus because he farted on the bus. Here is a dramatic reenactment of the incident along with commentary. Of course the boys contends he is innocent after he put lives in danger by "creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe." Students cannot bring weapons to school but what happens when the student himself is a lethal weapon?

2 comments:

Cousin Pat from Georgia said...

THE OUTRAGE!!1!1!!

Dammit, when are they going to take South Park off the air, so it stops poisoning the minds of the youth! Passing gas on a bus and then laughing about it is anti-family and anti-American.

Damn right he could have killed somebody, his parents should be thrown in jail!!!

< / sarcasm >

DADvocate said...

Well, this really stinks. Lakeland's actions are foul.

I remember one class I had in high school which consisted primarily of jocks. Several would go to sharpen their pencil when they needed to fart, thereby spreading the pleasant aroma of flatulence up the aisle. The rest of us held our noses and laughed.