You know, with all the newspapers going out of business, there should be stables of investigative reporters around, and journalistic ventures that understand how much money they would make by sending folks after real stories.
Instead, we have to hear about some family getting a new dog.
Meanwhile, stories like this are left to citizen-bloggers who try to unravel civic mysteries because no one else will.
Keep on keepin' on, American Zombie. Real tea parties will happen soon enough.