And you know where they're going to try and break the record? New Orleans, on Halloween no less.
I won't be around to see it. I will be going back to Georgia that weekend. There is only one place safe for me to be on October 31, 2009. And I will be at that place, surrounded by many individuals who know my personal psychoses the best, hoping I survive the night.
With Voodoo Fest in New Orleans, and the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party in Jacksonville, the world may split apart at the 30th Parallel North that night. I hope it does, as there will be only one thing that could cause the kind of excitement needed to set off such a chain reaction.