Swigging tears of unfathomable sadness can be a lonely endeavor for an LSU fan more used to drinking any number of syrup-mixed-with-grain-alcohol options on Bourbon Street.
Luckily, they're Orleans-Parish-late to the party in this year's SEC. Us Dawg Fans in Tigerland salute your one-second-left-on-the-clock-spike, and will share another round with you before packing up the truck for Shreveport. At least you guys didn't lose to Kentucky. At home.
Best/worst LSU messageboard meme: "We need someone young and famous to die real quick." So all the TV's will stop talking about this. Unfortunately, one channel never will.