Launched by Iran.
No word yet on the survival of the mouse, turtles and worms the highly credible "we-counted-all-the-votes" Iranian government claimed were on board.
We should have our shuttle go rescue the animals and set an even bigger, more impressive record.
Not that this news won't send highly credible, "they-will-treat-us-as-liberators" neoconservative talk radio hosts, pundits and bloggers into a "bomb Iran" frenzy this week. Because the best thing you can do when bogged down in two wars is start another one. I'm just saying.
I've got a better idea. You know what our best response to this would be?