I remember a few short years ago, when idiots inside the United States started calling French fries "freedom fries" because of all the terrible things France did to us. You remember what it was they did?
They didn't join us in a war against Iraq.
Oh, the calamity! What a terrible insult! The outrage! We are Americans! We saved France! Twice! How dare they not do exactly what we tell them at all times! Who do they think they are?
We don't let any nation behave like this towards America!
Well, except that one...