Group chairman Keith Vaz said: "We were horrified to learn for every few lines of cocaine snorted in a London club, four square metres of rainforest is destroyed."I'm surprised the rainforests survived the 80's with those numbers.
And it wouldn't be complete without a dig at celebrity hypocrisy:
...Models who wouldn't dare to wear a tiger fur coat show no qualms about flaunting their cocaine use.Let's really put environmentalism to the test, Hollywood. You want to do you part? Stop shoving massive amounts of rainforest up your nose.
This brings me to my favorite Ann Coulter quote which sorta fits here:
Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?Indeed.