Monday, August 09, 2010

Scandal Flow

I have to take a breath and read something funny about politics. Slate gives me a scandal flow chart. Awesome.

The best flow?

Scandal! Was it Sex? (Yes) With a teenage male page? (No) With another man? (No) Are you in charge of Clinton's impeachment? (No) Was she a prostitute? (Yes) Are you from Louisiana? (Yes)

= Stay. In. Congress.

Second best?

Scandal! Was it sex? (No) Was it money? (No) = Stay in Congress.

All told, three Louisianans make the chart. Though Barney Frank makes it twice.


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